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Monday, February 16, 2009

An ode to a dog...

Ode to a dog...

There once was a dog,
from Virginia.
Who called a fat puss,
a vagina.

This cat was truly feral.
It had a buddy,
who joined the quarrel.

What turn of events that followed?
What bitter pill to be swallowed?

Abandon from "E" with glee,
this dog just turned out to be.

Inspiration for a draft,
in some warped bitch's craft.

Weave draft above inspired by the words "feralcuntass" using code to configure the pattern for a six harness loom. Choice of colors reflect: Green for the cat's envy and jealousy, and Pink for pussy...well you get the picture.

-JJ & Painted Bull


Anonymous said...

Standing ovation and from the bottom of my canine heart, I salute you.

PussDaddy said...

You are not exactly a gifted lyricist, but put you both together and you make a bulldog.


PB::JJ::WW said...

Hey Puss, I love bulldogs...they are my favorite breed. In fact I have a couple of them in my canine brood. Do you think it all comes down to one thing...there are "Dog People" and "Cat People"? I don't know but there definitely are "Bully People". I may not have the gift of writing poetry, and I agree my ode is somewhat "lame"...however...If my post gets someone interested in weaving, which it has, then it has served it's purpose. So how about it Puss, just think with your lyrical capabilities...what wonderful patterns you could weave, yes imagine that? Why don't you put your time and effort into learning a craft? Be constructive, you support "buying handmade", why not try making something yourself? It may give you some sense of satisfaction to use your spiteful disposition as a source of inspiration...other than fodder for your blog.

LaDeDaCreations said...

I'm a cat lover but not a pussy lover lol!
PB, poetry is like art, some will love it, some won't, that's the point. When it comes from the heart, it's always good!

Anonymous said...

I'd be interested in a pattern for "lawyer is watching". Do you think you could help me figure out one of those?