Want to insult someone?

Anyone got a few choice words that you would like to say to someone, but just can't?

I am working on weave drafts and need some spiteful inspiration. Post a comment and make it a good one...I can think of one in particular that "Blue Eyed Dog" whose such talented linguistics, has produced...which I plan on using as my first design. So Tiffany, this one is for you...

-JJ & Painted Bull